Yesterday I went the whole day Pescara to distribute leaflets in front of the shop compressor. As a result of my extensive comments have reached the following conclusions:
- men can not even buy yourself a pair of underwear: remained outside the store while their wives in choosing their clothes. Just a little more active than communicating through gestures through the window their preferences, as if to cross the threshold of the shop would entail exposure to radiation that cause impotence
- men just do not know how to make decisions: in 90% of the time when I gave the flyer in hand to the woman's couples she said to him: "You are the boxers?" and he replied by shrugging (those most determined), and then she came in and chose his underwear. In other cases, without even asking for anything she said, "you are the boxer" (no question mark) and slipped into the store;
- men hate going to stores (and this we already knew) someone lit his cigarette 3 meters from the entrance and then say to his girlfriend "I loved to smoke, you go while I finish my cigarette and added," and she knows it's still there waiting;
- men (and here's a good thing) are much more kind of women: the leaflet took him anyway and were also a little smile, almost all the women looked in the premenstrual phase;
- the men who work for the railroads of the State or any public transport are the accimentoni hallucinating: "I take it (the wheel) just because you give me you "and" a beautiful girl the flyer gladly take it "were the most popular phrases from the category.
- men under 20 years (ie kids say) all behave as 12enni: the word "boxer" on the flyer makes me laugh from them, the fact that a girl (me) to stop them from their street makes you laugh, the fact of seeing a bra Featured brings them to laugh ... but stop laughing and grow a little bit right?
- 60% of couples who go for a walk on Saturday afternoon has the balls turn: Cazzano he or she was on something or he was justifying something for everyone, or minding his own and good night;
- the percentage of couples made up his putt ... one Big Belly and she is very high, almost always she is a foreigner, but it is said;
- the percentage of women who do not know how to dress is just as high: do not say much for the combinations (though ... oh well ...) As for the taste. I saw women 70 years of patent leather shoes with red high heels + + bag of red paint red lipstick that perhaps could be seen as sexy, but gave the impression of being ready for burial. Numerossissime even those who dressed in a way that suits your physical skirts, shirts members, stockings, cleavage, even if they weighed 300 kg;
- adolescent girls are divided into: anorexic and obese. I did not see a middle way: either they were skinny or huge. The skinny then are all the same: liscissimi hair, glasses, handbag on the arm, skinny. When a person has ...
- Pescara, the VIP ladies have only two types of dogs: poodles or pugs clear or white, I'll have seen about thirty, and all equal-tailed coat;
- very high, the number of people strange toxic people that speaks for itself, with senior whistle fighter (me taken the lead yesterday), people move in general.
- believe it or not, with all the bars that are on the course of Pescara, I saw many who were children pee in the flower beds in front of shops (where there also are poodles and pugs) ... ordinary people that regardless of the temperature certainly not summer and bystanders (as well as of good taste) when the boy said "pee" to drop his pants and go.
Needless to say it was a long day! But at least it was a different day ...
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